snakegay:

[tumblr geek after being bitten by a black mamba] oh no!! danger noodle does an anger! scaly pupper! she protec but also attac!

dailytweets:

you: fleetwood mac isn’t even good dancing music.

me, an intellectual who knows how to throw a party in mykonos:

toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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toplad:

pupsnout:

I had a dream abt weed

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abcsofadhd:
“ instantbanana:
“ my-mental-pile:
“ itsme98z:
“YES. Make things clearer and more specific
”
Especially the first one! I have a really hard time knowing if somebody actually wants me to do something unless they are specific about the task...

abcsofadhd:

instantbanana:

my-mental-pile:

itsme98z:

YES. Make things clearer and more specific

Especially the first one! I have a really hard time knowing if somebody actually wants me to do something unless they are specific about the task and direct it towards me completely. 

This is some adhd/autism solidarity Mood™️

Same same. My old housemate used to get annoyed when I didn’t help out with cleaning the house.. but I just never realized when the kitchen needed to be cleaned! And when I asked him to tell me when, he said I should learn how to.

Now my new housemate (and friend of a decade) knows I am like that and when he is cleaning, asks me to do something (he vacuums, and asks me to clean the bathroom) and I just do it. Cause I don’t mind being asked nor do I mind doing my part with the cleaning. 

We don’t work with the same social conventions that NT people do. We’re not forgetting things cause we don’t care. I wish people would understand that.

sometimes u get home from work and just cry for like 5 minutes, and thats just capitalism babey

centipeetle:

les-claypool:

centipeetle:

centipeetle:

Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

Soda good

Soda is probably worse for you than all of those things listed above and

Sip…sip….sup…sip…

lefttreephantom:
“ susiethemoderator:
“ wafflebloggies:
“that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
”
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine
”
So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows...

lefttreephantom:

susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:

that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands

the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

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